im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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