Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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