I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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