roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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