I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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