So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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