Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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