You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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