..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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