At least make sure they are 18
Why
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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