your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
