they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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