if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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