what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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