I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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