she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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