Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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