DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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