quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
they need to just BURY HIM!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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