I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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