I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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