of course. lets lasso hookers.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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