U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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