do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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