he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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