i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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