When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She bit a glass in half.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
ttyl tear gas
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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