i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i dont even know how to be here
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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