When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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