Me too!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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