Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Can I color on your dick again?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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