nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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