I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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