I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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