dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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