Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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