No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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