Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Randomize
