She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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