2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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