i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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