Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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