her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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