The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ugly people sure do ruin things
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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