i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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