I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
