If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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