So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We had to coat check the pizza.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
