We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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