I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I am available for nakedness
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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