Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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