real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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