That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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